I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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