i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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