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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:33pm

    if its that small tuck it between your legs, that should give her a pretty good scare. then spread em and be like, GOTCHA BITCH

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:08pm

    keep a gun in your pants so that when she takes them off she will be scared.. duh

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:56am

    at least with a small one you'll get more head... in some ways it could be a good thing

  • 76 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:15pm

    Having a frighteningly large penis is not all it's cracked up to be.

  • 75 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:30am

    sounds like a serial killer waiting to happen

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:20pm

    Ya, get a piercing. She'll think you are "edgy".

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:47am

    Get a nice big prince albert, or other funky piercing on your pole, that way their expression will be a mixture of shock and curiosity... SHOCKUROSITY!!

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:46pm

    draw a monster face on it

  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:47pm

    Wtf

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:28pm

    you should get herpes i guarantee you that she will be frightened....

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:54am

    Least she didn't laugh...

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:19pm

    All that matters is that you get to pump and dump. If they think too small, too late.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:41am

    "if its that small tuck it between your legs, that should give her a pretty good scare. then spread em and be like, GOTCHA BITCH" Sooooo funny!

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:47pm

    Don't want no short dick man!!!

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:24pm

    Se'Seriously, when you've heard, "Will that even fit?" or "You want to stick THAT where?" for the 100th time, it bridges annoying to the slightly depressing.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:07pm

    Hide a knife and duct tape in yer pants.. .

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:28pm

    yeah having a large dong isnt that great. really.

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:16am

    That's a serial killer in the making

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:54pm

    Simple solution, get an STD.

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    Submitted by TheMxXx on Jul 8, 11 at 7:10am

    Then wear a StrapOn...that way its a win-win situation .... yeah,she will be frightened at first, then appreciate the fact that you thought of her need for a decent sized cock to be banged with-kink

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:46pm

    Don't want no short dick man!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:22pm

    u would be suprised how many girls wont fuck a big dick!!! sure they look and maybe stroke but most girls wont seal the deal

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:42pm

    hahahahaha...... "frightened"