no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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