do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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