i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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