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  • 37 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:30pm
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    We love boobs in farmville. They make us so happy we post texts about how great it is here. -farmer from farmville

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:41pm
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    Were you in good hands with Allstate? hahahahaha

  • 34 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:09pm
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    4:04, Arkansas state university...astate? and 4:04(2) you weren't first you retard.

  • 33 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:50am
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    obvi she was fucking wasted when she texted so there are going to be some fucking spelling errors dipshits

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:39pm
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    What's an astate? Is that anything like an estate?

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:04pm
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    someone can't spellziesss

  • 32 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:17pm
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    Try just "state." State Representative. A politician. I'm not sure if I should like you for even knowing who it is, or hate you for whoring yourself to a politician.

  • 30 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:17pm
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    Estate, astate or allstate?

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:04pm
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    Estate you fucking moron

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:45pm
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    Showed the rack to Senator Vitter. He said he couldn't get aroused unless he could fondle them while crapping in a pamper.

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Pics or it didnt happen lol

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:27pm
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    @5:23 is a dirty, dirty Structuralist.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:45pm
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    Were they insurable? Did you get a multi-policy discount because there are more than one? What's the deductable on those puppies?

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:32am
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    which state representative was it? all of us at the pa house of reps are dying to know! at least give us initials and put us out of our misery!!!

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:48am
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    That's a perfect text right there.

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:57pm
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    I thought hurricane season was over!

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:01am
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    PLEASE don't say you meant state representative.... he's my neighbor

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:20pm
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    fail for not being from 'last night'

  • 18 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:22am
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    @9:28 - bigger whore than poster. YEA! you win!

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:19pm
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    holy shit u guys are dicks omg they spelled state with an a at the begining do u have anything better to do with your life

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:39pm
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    Can a whore whore a whore?

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:26pm
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    Politician peep show anybody? Last people I'd waste a good flash on are politicians. - Mia

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:33pm
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    6:29(2) is a fucking moron

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:42pm
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    HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO

  • 23 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:46pm
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    I'd totally fuck your boobs.

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:20am
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    Mom!! Please! Just go home and fix dinner.

  • 19 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:06pm
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    He's your state rep..... He's probably fucking your sorority sisters.

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:47pm
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    As said above, probably "state" typed on a qwerty phone.

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:28pm
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    If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:07pm
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    Nobody cares about your saggy pancake tits

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:58pm
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    even nice man-boobs are wrong. But politicians don't deserve any better.

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:24pm
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    I think I dated this girl.....

  • 18 30
    Submitted by rawrilukid on Jan 22, 10 at 8:44am
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    This is not even funny

  • 19 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:48pm
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    I'm doing it right now.

  • 18 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:38pm
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    Astate?! Haha dumb sluts

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:11pm
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    Sara does not get y this is funny

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:03pm
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    My boobs r so boobs :)

  • 12 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:32am
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    hahaha oh 717...I think I probably met the representative you showed them to..I could definitely see that happening

  • 17 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:10pm
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    da fuck's an "astate"

  • 21 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:17am
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    i'm sure he has seen a lot of racks in his time -- most probably better than yours