There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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