He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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