Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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