Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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