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  • 96 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:03am

    WHY ARE PEOPLE INTERPRETING THIS SEXUALLY? IS NOTHING SAFE??? Geez.

  • 94 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:46pm

    There's nothing wrong with pushin sheep through the fence if they get stuck

  • 85 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:07pm

    and you get sex when you want AND they don't talk and whine

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:25am

    E) If you train it well enough, it will suck your dick, for free, and it cant bitch at you after you blow the man sauce in its mouth/ on its face. F) Sheep love anal and they are really tight.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:02pm

    favorite. text. ever.

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:27pm

    This is my kind of stoner. It would be an honor to smoke a bowl with you

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:14am

    Well hell if he could suck his own dick he wouldn't need a goat HAHAHA PETA mother fuckers I'm going to eat a fucking hamburger!!!

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:10am

    just make sure you get a pair of velcro gloves and a sturdy set of ropes.

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:58am

    I got this text..last night.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:07am

    D) It's not cheating when it's a sheep

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:45pm

    lol this sounds like some West Virginia shit..lol

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:49pm

    10:30, i agree that the replies to this vary from slightly to extremely perverted. but how is the text itself offensive?

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:05am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:45am

    Pretty sure that's from Jack Handy or Steven Wright. Not original

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:30am

    This text ishighly offensive and you are some sick mother fuckers for what you have replied. You (mostly all) need some serious help.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:20pm

    C/ to fuck you dumb ass.

  • 75 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:41pm

    What the hell Missouri? Is this seriously the shit that is supposed to be representing us? For real, the stuff you were smoking was garbage if this is what you came up with. Shame!

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:23am

    sheep smell nasty... and they aren't too cool... they are actually real lame...

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:35am

    whoever said this is definitely, without a doubt a stoner and was currently stoned at the time this text was sent. i would bet all my money on it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:39pm

    1:19 if the intended purchase was a pet then the coat would be free, like if you buy 3 two leiters you get dorritos free.