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  • 54 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:02am
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    eat the contract! not valid if you've eaten it.

  • 49 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:57pm
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    Wow... how lazy can the OP actually be to not pick up food? Totally not worth it. But if the OP doesn't drink at all, then yeah, it doesn't matter that much after all...does it?

  • 49 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:32pm
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    DD is dunkin donuts, u dumb shit

  • 50 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:43pm
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    If your the dd then how the fuck is someone else gonna pick up up food..

  • 49 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:07pm
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    i guess it can be both... OP means designated driver

  • 45 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:34am
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    House Roadhouse Whoever did this was a jackass

  • 45 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:07pm
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    haha smooooooth... check out all the new posts at ijustwanttotellyou.c0m.

  • 45 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:56am
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    just get drunk quicker than you. FORCE that responsibility back on them

  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:07pm
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    i think you're gonna regret that mate!

  • 46 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:11pm
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    In soviet Russia, drink drives you!

  • 41 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:03pm
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    DD means drunk driver as well:)

  • 40 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:05pm
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    Farken hilarious....

  • 38 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:29pm
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    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DD MEAN DRUNK DRIVER!!!

  • 42 32
    Submitted by applepie2991 on Jan 12, 10 at 2:35pm
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    dd means designated driver... dumb ass

  • 38 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:12am
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    That's worse than making a deal with the Devil?!?

  • 41 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:13pm
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    This is good deal if the op wants to be a glutton instead of an alcoholic.

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:34pm
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    this is the most awful example of extreme impulsivity ever...plan for the future bud

  • 35 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:28am
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    lol ...

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:14pm
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    Simple find new friends

  • 35 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:30am
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    And then I thought it was some strange form of a trick question so I immediately stopped the alcoholic quiz

  • 39 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:36pm
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    You are an idiot, good sir.

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:46pm
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    Smile now cry later.

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:25pm
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    Hahahah I'm so sorry, that sucks

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:59am
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    I posted this. And it was totally worth it. I hate gaston county.

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:00am
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    haha! the stoners and the drunks work together in harmony. i love this.

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:36pm
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    You, sir, are an idiot.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:45am
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    sucks to be you. lol. don't worry, I'll enjoy the drinks for you

  • 35 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:23pm
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    12:11 nice it's always sunny reference ;)

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:54pm
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    Do what 8:52 says! Fuck that shit, let your Mormon friend be your dd

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:34pm
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    Plan for aids... Dick hole

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:31pm
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    Soviet. Russia. Sucks. Assssssssssssholeee

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:16am
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    Sounds like you are going to be sober for a few months!

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:26am
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    USC made me take some alcohol awareness test asking almost the same question

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:42pm
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    And my friends would do

  • 30 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:15pm
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    WORST DECISION EVER!

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:54pm
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    I have small wang cuz I asian

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:41pm
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    Dhrrrrrr...FIRST! An original is born.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:52pm
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    1. Find the paper. 2. Tear it up. 3. Throw it away.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:25pm
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    Wow your a fucking slit you make no sense Aston Davis is a very nice kid don't you dare make fun of him or I will slit your neck

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:15pm
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    I likes to make sex with the womens

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:46pm
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    Dumb fucking idea haga

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:31am
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    Which probably made me look like even more of a drunk ass.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:32pm
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    Penis in my assshole is where it's at

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:18pm
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    So what happens when your drunk friends want food on the way back from the bar you're driving them home from? Who wins? Quite the conundrum.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:05pm
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    Isn't it drink drive?

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:41am
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    wow free crap food is so much better than partying. have fun! I'll enjoy the booze for ya :) Pay it forward !

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:33pm
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    Yes! Get fat from fud not beer!

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:42pm
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    Lmao! This is something me