ugly people sure do ruin things
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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