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  Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?

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• Id say shitting blood trumps just about everything. Even Trump himself.

  Submitted by mikey26 on Mar 22, 12 at 5:21pm

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• Neither, it's a job interview not a confessional.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Mar 22, 12 at 6:29pm

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• Just tell them you were locked up for possession and that's why you're shitting blood.

  Submitted by jonathan171 on Mar 22, 12 at 9:48pm

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• Jonathan171: omg! Great response!!

  Submitted by ashmc2001 on Mar 23, 12 at 2:58am

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• Neither

  Submitted by ChuckFinley on Mar 22, 12 at 12:40pm

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• If OP is a mule the two could be related.

  Submitted by porksword on Mar 22, 12 at 8:16pm

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• Depends on where the possession is.

  Submitted by wolfottr007 on Mar 22, 12 at 6:14pm

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