Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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