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  • 44 30
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Aug 3, 12 at 10:14am
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    Live long and masturbate

  • 37 30
    Submitted by jackkennedy on Aug 3, 12 at 11:20am
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    At the same time?

  • 38 33
    Submitted by MI48187 on Aug 3, 12 at 1:19pm
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    Unless she ripped out your eyes and cut off your hands, you have no one to blame but yourself for your ruined plans.

  • 28 28
    Submitted by RoffMain on Aug 3, 12 at 10:17am
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    Your Mom ?

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Micholder on Aug 3, 12 at 7:51pm
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    Probably his gf or wife...lol

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 3, 12 at 7:42pm
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    I love Massachusetts. Where else would an evening of watching SF and spankin' it be considered normal?

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 4, 12 at 2:02am
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      every place I'd ever want to live.

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    Submitted by daspazatron on Aug 6, 12 at 2:44am
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    Thanks Grandma!