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  • 95 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:07pm

    The first time I smoked i thought spongebob was going to tell my dad

  • 82 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:30pm

    I totally understand this,

  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:44pm

    I laughed harder at @1:07 then the actual text!

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:53am

    I stayed up till 3am last Night cos of it. Nick Runs it all night long like they know somehow? ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!! Lulululu

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:51pm

    Spongebob was made for the child, inner Child, and high ass mother fucker.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:02pm

    HATE when people say "that high" Nobody ever says that in a text!

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:00am

    I feel like none of these are actuall texts anymore just people random thoughts like twitter

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:52pm

    Haha I agree 4:44.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:49pm

    Fuck you

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:24pm

    I like 2 dicks at the same time. On in my ass and the other in my mouth.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:01pm

    Been there done that lol

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:32pm

    1:07 BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:42pm

    1:07 lmfaooo; (:

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:40pm

    I started laughing at 1:07

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:24pm

    Might have been funny if "that high" wasn't put on the end. Too clichè but I suppose that's how you get one posted these days

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:55pm

    Me toooo ahaha

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:18pm

    Now that is epic.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:05pm

    Meh

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:06pm

    First

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:25pm

    Your disturbed.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Koto on Aug 7, 10 at 6:43pm

    Crabs lives in bikini bottom. Major realization of mine while high and watching spongebob.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by jaybeck2387 on Mar 27, 10 at 10:22pm

    I once got so high I was convinced that Mario was the ultimate battle between good and evil. and that I understood the religious beliefs of assassins.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:20pm

    I know exactly how you feel

  • 44 59
    Submitted by baracudaboy on Jun 5, 10 at 4:48am

    Feel the spiritual power of the magic conch!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:46am

    I fucking love it!!!

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:13pm

    Dick In guy clearly has no life at all. Kill yourself now.,,, there is nothing left for you..... Jk but you are actually pretty retartded. Are you actually retarted??? Cause then you would have an excuse for being so lame.

  • 46 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:08pm

    That show is deep... Since bikinin bottom is at the bottom of the ocean ha ha ha