:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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