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  • 48 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:50pm
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    spit is NOT the same as lube, might as well not even use anything then.

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:04am
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    everyone is jumping to the conclusion that this is a female - it could be a guy . . .just sayin'

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:34am
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    Your drunk ass talks? What about your sober ass? Does it lack in the speech category?

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:43pm
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    spit works as lube for all of 10 seconds, making it a terrible lube.

  • 35 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:35am
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    10:28, you're a true poet.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:11am
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    what the hell 11:08?

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:48am
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    drunk or not, spitting on somone's asshole is degrading and humililating... lube ftw

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:29am
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    Butt talks, Says"Ooops, let's poops!!!!"

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:20am
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    drunk sex ftw, dry anal(?) ftl.

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:40pm
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    12.24/12.35 I gathered. And yeah, gotta be considerate. Bitches love that

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:34pm
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    10:58: So are tears.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:05pm
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    10 seconds is probably the longest he's ever lasted anyways.

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:03pm
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    diiiiiirrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttyyyyyyyyyy jerzeeee

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:29am
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    11.26 Get a sense of humour you paragon of beigeness

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:48am
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    I like how the whole text is prefaced by "if there ever is a next time..."

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:51am
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    609 spells Jersey shoree

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:06am
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    7:54 what a genius!!! haha

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:26am
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    11:08 has some issues, or been in prison too long

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:59am
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    Eat her out so much it drips down her asscrack and use that for lube. She deserves it, she is giving you anal after all.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:28am
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    Just make sure she's sopping wet round the front and grease up your dick in there first. It's not rocket science people

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:01pm
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    Turns out, vegetable oil makes TERRIBLE lube . . .

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:54pm
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    Are you people stupid? Just stick it in her vagina for a minute or so, then pull out and go ass. That is plenty of lube.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:24pm
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    10:59...i like the way you think.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:18am
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    11.11 ha, you should expect this shit from Anonymous

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:48pm
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    actually 12:50, spit is a good lube. its not the same as lube, but it works pretty well when you don't have lube.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:08am
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    11.04 In that case just use blood as a lubricant

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:58am
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    spit is a lubricant 10:48 boy, sounds like she really wanted anal badly last night. and yes, there should be a next time

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:57am
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    Stop being a bitch and take it like a. It's obviously not the first time Youve ever done it

  • 15 17
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 25, 12 at 5:10pm
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    Use your bodys natural lube, it travels down there and works a charm.

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:08pm
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    it could have been worse she could have shit the bed