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  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:10pm

    @1:40 I had a girl that was like that giving head. Not only was there teeth but it was violent movement.... she thought she was good, my dick was scared

  • 77 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:26am

    A for originality.. That's pretty f**kin funny

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:43pm

    probably just initialed it

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:10am

    Haha that's actually kinda cute. I'd still hit it

  • 67 60
    Submitted by daguze on Jan 11, 10 at 6:51am

    atleast he has style

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:46am

    This could get a nice guy laid, but if its the creeper at walmart who pushes the carts and breathes heavy every time he's near you, well he just got helluvah lot creepier.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:06am

    I tried writing my name on my dick too! I could get my first initial on there. Sad face.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:25am

    I'm a girl but Megan Fox for sure

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:23pm

    Magan fox But I can think of a lot hotter girls to fantasize about

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:14am

    taylor swift would be fiesty i think. i have to take her because mghan foxx has toe thumbs

    • 59 70
      Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 11, 10 at 12:46pm

      yo i swore taylor swift was like 15 i almost s*it myself when i found out shes like a year older than me

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:54am

    Hey 932 can toddlers read you dumbass? That us why i specified he is toddler, so the smart people would understand that he himself could not read the note...

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:15am

    I agree with 11:14. Megan fox has toe thumbs and I bet Taylor swift would be good in the bedroom. She just plays innocent. I'm a girl and I'd do her.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:53am

    And they say that romance is dead.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:52pm

    That "I want to f*ck you" line was soo bad it was FUNNY!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:55pm

    319 preach! Do you do seminars because there are some girls in the 918 I think would beneit from an intervention

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:52am

    That's the best thing I ever heard!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:31pm

    4:55 Yes for a nominal fee -3:19

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:47pm

    Kate Beckinsale tops all

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:25am

    I fucking love this!!!

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:52am

    Megan fox on the back of megatron for sure

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:51pm

    I don't see what the big deal is with Megan Fox, I don't think she's THAT hot. Yes, she has a bangin' bod, but her face is ugly plus there's not much to leave to the imagination.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:14pm

    Taylor Swift, for sure.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:58am

    I am a girl and I would take meghan fox. Mostly because taylor swift looks like shed be a dud in the bedroom

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:19pm

    I think shes actually kinda ugly

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:35pm

    Love to see the pic....

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:32am

    Until your toddler repeats it later.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:48am

    9:29 your husband is a childish homo who talks like a baby.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:43pm

    at least he knows your name

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:59am

    953 stop being a whiney stuck in the closet homophobe. Sheesh lighten up this is TFLN not the LDS church website.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:07pm

    I'm a guy and I'd have a threesome.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:44pm

    6:34 I am a guy you fucking idiot but nice try

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:29am

    i am a guy and both but i am leaning towards meghan foxx for two very big reasons

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:31pm

    3:19 maybe its not about being bi maybe its about experiencing something new. not everyone who is straight is scared to try something new. and you never know some of these girls may be lesbians. but megan fox, taylor swift is funny looking like she has not grown into her face or something

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:44pm

    Get him to tatoo it there.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:38am

    More girls answering than boys lol. I'd take meghan fox, only because I like being dominated in the bedroom and I can't see taylor swift being dominant in the bedroom. I am also a girl.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:40pm

    Experience over innocence? ... hmmm

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:53am

    9:51 you need to stop putting your dick in another man's ass.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:01pm

    Wooooowwwowowowowowoww

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:19pm

    Ugh at stupid girls and the whole "i'd do...." it's really sad to play bi for attention. This is why a lot of lesbians won't be with "bi" girls. Most are attention seeking sluts trying to get attention bc thru aren't attractive or intelligent enough to get it any other way

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:48am

    He would definately get some head at least for originality.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:20am

    ok tfln you decide who would you rather have sex with Taylor Swift or Meghan Foxx?

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:40pm

    Megan fox looks very experienced. Pretty much "double wrap" experienced. And Taylor seems like the girl that scratches ur dick with her teeth and doesn't understand why you don't like when she gives head. Pick ur poison. I'd knock either one up tho!

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:43pm

    11:14, toe thumbs are the shit?

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:47am

    megan fox is so nasty..

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:44am

    hooray ima dude i think meghan fox taylor swift is a little too skinny i feel like i would break her in half

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:29pm

    what a fucking weirdo

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:29pm

    Hey you stupid douchebags it's Megan Fox. I would take Megan over Taylor. I don't give a fuck about thumbs. Someone that wouldn't pick her over thumbs must love dick in their ass.

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:42pm

    WTF? That is awful what a pig

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:33pm

    i can't wait to meet this guy!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:25am

    I'd ravage Taylor swift - not like you little limp dicks

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:21am

    I am a girl but Taylor Swift for sure

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:05pm

    Hagha... 319...TOTALLY CORRECT. girls are dense like that... And neither of the girls mentioned are very bright...so taking that into consideration...i dont even want to look at them

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:18pm

    Not that Megan Fox isn't banging, but she looks like she would give you herpes..

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:08am

    9:53 you are saying he should listen to you? maybe he formulated his own ideas. Now get off your high horse and realize one year of college doesnt make you better than everyone else

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:42pm

    Ed Froman is a big stupid asshole.

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:44am

    3 yeear olds can't read, or remember that. cute story :)

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:41pm

    Nothing says Happy Valentines day like a man writing your name on his member!!!

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 7:50am

    What is the success rate of this?

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:07am

    Didn't notice it said note sorry. But way to get defensive with the use of the word dumbass. Besides your husband should get laid every night.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by BrwnShuga on Jul 26, 11 at 6:53am

    Epic win

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:50pm

    Hmmm...I would take Megan fox up the butt with Taylor swift on my face, cause I reckon Taylor swifts a bit innocent and megans a kinky bitch so they would both get right into it

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:25pm

    taylor swift seems to be more innoent and id love to take that

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:31pm

    I'm a girl, I'm in love with Taylor Swift.

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:22pm

    I totally agree with 11:52!

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:51am

    9:49, you really need to be more open minded, and stop believing everything your parents tell you to believe.

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 7:35pm

    Re post

  • 44 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:29am

    Originality gets u points. My husband was in bed early one night (he gets up at 3 am) and when our toddler son went to hug him goodnight my husband sent him back with a note saying "I want to put my tallywhacker in your poonanny." he fo sure got laud that night for originality!!