Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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