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  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:46pm

    Because she's not a virgin. Yeah, we get it. So hilarious, I'm doing that rofl thing.

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:13am

    like a virgin, fucked for the very first time!

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:30pm

    our mom's are probably friends. they need to get better insults.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:39pm

    you people have no sense of humor, it really is funny

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:13pm

    So true story. I once asked my mom to get me a virgin strawberry daiquiri. She said "No, your not a virgin." - Gemma

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:04pm

    The song is actually about a woman who feels like it's her first time but it isn't because she's a whore. So in reality Mom was wrong, you keep singing the slut song.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:16pm

    That story is even worse than the original post. Shut the fuck up seriously.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:32am

    WHen your Momm knows about your fucks, you're a slut.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:59pm

    True sign of being a slut

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:44am

    whoever said this definitely not representing my 419 too well!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:34am

    haha!! finally one that made me laugh out loud! why are people saying fake to this? my mom would totally say something like this!

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:11am

    Lol. I like it. I bet her mom was teasing her.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:52am

    Fuck that old bitch. Mom suck my dick.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:17pm

    sounds like something my mom would say! lmao

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:30pm

    Damn good parenting skills

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:55pm

    my mom would say this to me and i'm married with kids! i found it funny.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:16pm

    Sounds more like a FML to me

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:33pm

    This should be on fml...