i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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