No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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