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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:50pm

    why the fuck are you people talking about obama dumbasses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:29pm

    Hmmm don't be scared of the balls... U can keep them out of ur eyes by playing with them :)

  • 90 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:24pm

    8:37 is the pornstar version of Dr. Seuss.

  • 93 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:21pm

    HAHA ive been there. it actually is legitmately the scariest thing ever.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:51pm

    his balls smelled? gross dude its called bathing

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:48pm

    77 is 8 more than 69. So doin a 77 you get ate more

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:24pm

    thats why you lay on your side silly

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:01pm

    Freaking awsome lmao!!!!!

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:23am

    I like to swing mine like wrecking balls. Beat her face up with em.

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:30pm

    Lol my boyfriend is afraid to be on top because he thinks I'll choke. He doesn't want me to choke unless I willingly deep throat

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:31pm

    Oh ps... Most men don't mind chicks assholes in their faces... Especially if they're ass men!

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23am

    Hahahahahahshahahaaha fucken funny

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:13pm

    Haha I know this girl! And yes, she did also report that there was teabagging involved.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:23am

    Thats why you NEVER have a top and bottom. Do it on your sides!!!!

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:58pm

    This... Is how you get pink eye. So.. there really is something to be scared of. Just throwing that out there.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:08pm

    Arabian Goggles!!!!!!

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:16pm

    I like it with him on top

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:35am

    Obviously this chick didn't know what she was doing. U use one hand to gran his dick and the other to massage his balls AND keep them out of your eyes. DUH

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:08pm

    hahahaha, lesson to guys? in what way did the guy have a problem here?

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:14am

    Yeah I've tried that before didn't work out well for me either

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:34pm

    Omg I'm at work and I just read this and can't stop laughing

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:00am

    You got t bagged. Hillarioius!!

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:54am

    Hahaha can't stop LOL abt this

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:10am

    They also get to see your asshole and asshairs too. You don't want them to see either of that....according to my ex.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Jeffer9012 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:43am

    Bahah this is hilarious

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:15am

    No matter how often you bathe, ur balls almost always smell get used to it

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:14am

    I LOVE BALLS IN MY EYES. I also shove them up my vagina

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:14am

    Everyone knows 69ing has two and only two sucssesful options: -Girl on top of guy (can be susbstituted for Gays with the smaller guy) -Both on sides (does not work for fat people)

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:02pm

    Hope they were at least shaven...

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:49am

    1259 dude lmao I'm so high too and this is the funniest thing everett!

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:28pm

    Obama is going to be remembered in history books for the rest of time anybody with a knock on him wrap ur mind around that in a hundred years nobody will never know u ever existed u couldnt hold a door for this man so don't be jelous of greatness

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:39am

    This is the funniest thing ever. I just read it to my roommate and we can't stop laughing.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:39pm

    A little tea-bagging never hurt anybody.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:33pm

    I LOVE BALLS THAT SMELL LIKE SWEAT

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:45pm

    Next time keep his balls out of your eyes with your tougue.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:03pm

    Lol there's only one way learn a lesson like that! Do it!

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:23pm

    That's why you put them IN YOUR MOUTH and stroke the rest!

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23am

    I wonder what it would feel like to get fuck by balls instead of a penis

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:01pm

    I like to do a 68 - she does me and I owe her 1 PRETZEL.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:24pm

    Hahahaha!! This is some funny shit!!

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:06pm

    OMG this is so totally true. Let this be a lesson to all guys

  • 43 49
    Submitted by PistachioGreen on May 20, 10 at 5:49pm

    Ahhahaha. Been there.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:25am

    I think it's hot!!! Maybe don't "go there" til your 2. Are showered. Smash smash smash

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:24am

    Obama is going to be remembered in history books for the rest of time anybody with a knock on him wrap ur mind around that in a hundred years nobody will never know u ever existed u couldnt hold a door for this man so don't be jelous of greatness awesome!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:24pm

    especially if she farts during sex

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:13am

    T-BAG. Open wide BEEAATCH!

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:40am

    Sounds like experience has taught you Well

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:18pm

    Arabian googles, why don't you try the bunny shot next

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:20pm

    yea but if the guy is on bottom the girl's asshole is in ur face the whole time...

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:17pm

    This is one of the funniest things I've EVER read =P

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:15pm

    Hahahahahahahahhaah Lmfao Awsome

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:46am

    That's why it's on your side- geez look it up

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:12pm

    Hey it's not my eyes And ther just ballz. Calm down

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:05pm

    I'm to fat to be on top. -bama girl-

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:34pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaa

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:30pm

    babhahahha scaryscary testicles

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:34am

    Lmao what's wrong with Arabian goggles,

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:01pm

    Thanks for the advice. Hahaha

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:53pm

    thats a duh girls shouldnt be on top during 69. you must be 15.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:46pm

    Yeah... my nose is always near her asshole when I am sucking her clit! Gotta make your girl have a clean ass and pussy!

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:28pm

    416 represent! Hahah

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:06pm

    i've never laughed so hard at a tfln ahh thank you so much.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:56pm

    Where was your balls?

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:58pm

    Of course balls smell. It's a gift of the grundle fairy

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:34am

    i agree its just better to do it on the side but still if u play with him balls he'll enjoy it more and will repay the favor by driving u crazy too

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:23pm

    Haha! Acapulco goggles! Look it up on urban dictionary

  • 44 63
    Submitted by innocennttt on May 6, 10 at 12:44am

    been there done that.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:02pm

    Laughing silently to myself ... not going to lie like everyone else in the world

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23am

    I'm so high right now Anyone wanna 77

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:26pm

    and just think. his nose was right over your ass the whole time too. i think it's fair so stop whining and take the balls like a woman!

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:13pm

    8:06, girl's problem.. not mine, i'm going to try this later

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:27pm

    That's hilarious. Lol

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    Sweaty balls taste like salty pretzels

  • 43 66
    Submitted by planks on Nov 6, 10 at 12:32pm

    Epic... And horrifying...

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:59am

    hahahaha i read this one very high and LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:53pm

    omg i lol'd so hard. that would be horrifying.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:55am

    Been there. It's scary. You can REALLY see everything.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:07am

    beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...

  • 30 46
    Submitted by theBIGoops on Jul 23, 11 at 4:09am

    Eww.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 11:09pm

    lolz

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:46pm

    I tried that once his balls smelled :/

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:11pm

    Doin the 77 is much better!!! Ya get ate more

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:33pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:51pm

    I got king kong balls. If it's hot out when I'm taking a shit they dangle in the water

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:37pm

    I'm down for the brown. Prefer the pink, but I'll lick the stink. :p

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:01pm

    You gotta do it girl on top, especially if it's your time of the month...give him the ol' raspberry beret

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:58pm

    Can you say Trojan Helmet

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:32pm

    Lick a*s it so much better!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:41pm

    He might be remembered but he's still black

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:40pm

    Obama is a dumb cunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:12pm

    how are balls in your eyes terrifying? are you a child? they're just balls...