Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Do plants get herpes?
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