So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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