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  • 125 41
    Submitted by damn_gurl on Aug 3, 10 at 12:35pm
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    and I bet your response was: YESSSSS! OHHH MY GOOOODDD, DON'T STOPPPPP- YESSSSSSSS!

  • 102 45
    Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 3, 10 at 12:35pm
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    That's not love... If the cock ring can fit on your finger, you dd not have incredible sex.

    • 40 16
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 3, 10 at 4:31pm
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      disagree, cock ring is bigger than the finger. the finger still fits, its just not snug like a normal ring.

  • 92 36
    Submitted by gooberella22 on Aug 3, 10 at 3:19pm
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    haha i read this to my sister and she pulls out a cock ring from her nightstand with a diamond on the top. wtf.

  • 88 29
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 1:56pm
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    Rule: To propose, you must have ring. What kind of ring however is up to you!

  • 71 35
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 3, 10 at 2:15pm
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    Sounds like a foundation to a long and healthy marriage.

  • 61 33
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 3, 10 at 2:56pm
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    Smooth move, as a cockring will have more real meaning than a diamond ring ever will.

  • 57 26
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 3, 10 at 5:43pm
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    Bet you can't wait to show the girls at work

  • 58 41
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Aug 3, 10 at 1:00pm
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    I hope you said yes. Just to get celebratory sex.

    • 42 46
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 3, 10 at 4:34pm
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      then say no, and hope for some consolation sex

  • 42 30
    Submitted by lolafalola on Aug 5, 10 at 12:02pm
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    Looks like prop 8 is already in motion.

  • 44 35
    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 3, 10 at 10:59pm
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    You may want to clean that before the wedding

  • 51 50
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 9:46pm
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    I think this relationship is gonna last

  • 45 39
    Submitted by meghan88 on Aug 3, 10 at 3:42pm
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    What up KCMO

  • 37 25
    Submitted by rebkadsinger on Aug 5, 10 at 4:14pm
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    Whether this is a guy or a girl, it's amazing. I would be SO happy.

  • 37 29
    Submitted by pooponyadong on Aug 3, 10 at 4:05pm
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    What if it's a guy?

  • 31 24
    Submitted by bubblewrapkid on Aug 6, 10 at 3:09am
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    i love it.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:12pm
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    Turtle soup.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by smithy0989 on Aug 3, 10 at 12:38pm
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    KCMO mutha fuckas

  • 31 38
    Submitted by jaycutler on Aug 3, 10 at 12:35pm
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    Turtle

  • 35 47
    Submitted by ck18 on Aug 3, 10 at 12:35pm
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    Penquin

  • 29 36
    Submitted by necrocat on Aug 3, 10 at 4:02pm
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    PolarBare, I don't think the ring was for his finger.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by ackritebatch on Aug 4, 10 at 3:43am
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    This is a legendary text...

  • 32 59
    Submitted by pimpsauce on Aug 3, 10 at 12:58pm
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    Its not incredable sex without pimpsauce!