I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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