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  • Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jan 19, 11 at 5:45pm

    My theory is this douche just texted some girl that line to make her feel all warm and tingly. She got excited and sent it to TFLN, never knowing that the dude that sent it to her, ripped it off.

  • Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 19, 11 at 3:19pm

    Mozart must have gotten so much ass.

  • Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 19, 11 at 3:48pm

    FAIL. THIS IS AN OLD TFLN.

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      Submitted by ASUtexting on Jan 19, 11 at 4:06pm

      EPIC FAIL.\n(440): You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music

  • Submitted by BrooklynGuy71 on Jan 19, 11 at 4:24pm

    Ok, this may be old but can I still correct the grammar? "You're" is "you are" ..

  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 19, 11 at 4:20pm

    Why does TFLN re-post? A lot of recent additions were from 2009/2010

  • Submitted by andthelion on Jan 20, 11 at 3:12am

    if ur on tfln enough to know when there are similar posts, u need to get a life.

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    Submitted by cupot on Jan 19, 11 at 9:08pm

    is she a child prodigy like Mozart too? Cradle robber?

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    Submitted by redmankikit on Jan 20, 11 at 10:39pm

    Thank you everyone who says this is old for proving to everyone you spend too much time on tfln

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    Submitted by HeLikesFeet on Jan 19, 11 at 9:18pm

    My like the Mozart?

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    Submitted by joe_says_so on Jan 19, 11 at 11:54pm

    Fuck everybody correcting grammar. Fuck everybody reposting TFLNs. Dont be retarded. Ya i didnt use apostrophes, who cares?

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      Submitted by breezysnatch on Jan 20, 11 at 1:55am

      people who matter in this world care.

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      Submitted by skeezer on Jan 20, 11 at 10:53am

      Somebody has a bad case of the Mondays...

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    Submitted by TheTemperTrap on Jan 20, 11 at 1:30am

    Fail indeed. Not only did you steal this post, you can't even differentiate between "your" and "you're" - tool.

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    Submitted by jane0876 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:20am

    Repeat post. Quit stealing shit

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    Submitted by textiesexer on Jan 19, 11 at 9:36pm

    You're*

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    Submitted by jane0876 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:20am

    Repeat post. Quit stealing shit

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    Submitted by leafylovesmusic on Jan 19, 11 at 7:14pm

    This is beautiful. So much appreciation for Mozart right now...

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    Submitted by cloneminds on Jan 20, 11 at 1:09pm

    Not only is this a repeat, but the original was grammatically correct and worded to sound far more awesome.\n\nFail mods. There should be a minimum time for how long you've been a member to be a mod...

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    Submitted by starslove on Jan 20, 11 at 6:39pm

    Lmao! Thats a new one ..... But you haven't felt it truly until I've done it

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    Submitted by m4j on Jan 19, 11 at 3:19pm

    Haha that sounds familiar

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    Submitted by fuckmeallnight on Jan 19, 11 at 11:59pm

    Haha elevator music sucks lol

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      Submitted by wuddahull on Jan 20, 11 at 1:48pm

      most literally in this case.

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    Submitted by jenisme on Jan 20, 11 at 3:36am

    I've read this one before, lame.