Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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