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  • 67 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:12pm

    here's a joke. a seal walks into a club...

  • 62 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:04pm

    4:00 fucked a pony. I watched.

  • 59 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:17pm

    It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here. We gotta sends 'em back to the south pole.

  • 55 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:57pm

    That cow is polka dotted.

  • 55 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:09am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you for having all of these billy madison references on a 908 text. we've got some decent people in this area.

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:10pm

    The only things a woman should ever learn to say are "yes" and "I think my water just broke."

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm

    lol this made me laugh because it sounds just like a friend of mine who never stops talking.

  • 55 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:06pm

    1:35, you are my hero..

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:35pm

    1:15, if you "rofl" at this stupid text then obviously anything will make you laugh. Even a clubbed to death baby seal.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:09pm

    PETA's gonna be pissed.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:57pm

    Mrs. Lippys car is green.

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:10pm

    hahaha @2:12......I had to think about it for a few seconds, im fuckin slow lmao

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:10pm

    this makes me wonder how the hell they pick what makes the site and what doesnt...this one clearly should have not made the cut.

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:00pm

    HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!!!!!!

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:24pm

    How did this make it on here?

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:00pm

    ROTFLMGDAO!!!!!! Baby seal clubbed to death!! That shit is funny

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:31pm

    who even uses "rofl" anymore?

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:55pm

    i dont get how this kind of shit makes it on here

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:29pm

    stick your dick in her mouth. that'll shut her up

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:01am

    This is totally about ERIN