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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?

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You dont have to pay it.

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I'm going to jail.

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(908): If I go to jail what happens to my debt? (1-908): You dont have to pay it. (908): I'm going to jail. http://tfl.nu/9by4

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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick

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(813): from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick http://tfl.nu/923d

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(217): View more from Illinois

if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life

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(217): if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life http://tfl.nu/29yn

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(313): View more from Michigan

hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?

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nope, you were tallying rejections at the party

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(313): hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots? (734): nope, you were tallying rejections at the party http://tfl.nu/c1is

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(301): View more from Maryland

we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"

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(301): we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos" http://tfl.nu/vb8d

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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.

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(612): Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze. http://tfl.nu/em9r

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(206): View more from Washington

LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.

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(206): LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat. http://tfl.nu/zl1y

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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.

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(812): She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila. http://tfl.nu/arvl

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(615): View more from Tennessee

She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?

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(615): She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable? http://tfl.nu/4ysm

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.

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(570): yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain. http://tfl.nu/u0x1

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?

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(405): Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream? http://tfl.nu/ecpk

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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.

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(612): I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise. http://tfl.nu/awbv

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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.

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(832): I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair. http://tfl.nu/tpcg

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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween

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(763): I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween http://tfl.nu/seas

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(269): View more from Michigan

That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.

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AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.

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(269): That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE. (269): AND SOME IN THE TRUNK. http://tfl.nu/jicm

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