end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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