aight so soccer is a good sport an all but the only reason it's the worlds most popular sport is cuz it's the cheapest and easiest to play all you need is a ball and two goals. if I was fucking poor that would sound good to me. it's not like I have the money or even a team to go buy football equipment and play
10:35 #2- Shut ur fukin mouth. I get high and go to my ten year. Old brothers soccer game...I don't so much as watch the game, I'd rather stare at the coaches ass....soccer sucks
3:41 You're fucking retarded. Try playing baseball on a relatively advanced level and let me know how it feels to feel like a worthless prick.
In other news, this text is hilarious.
The only reason Americans, and by that I mean stupid rednecks, don't like soccer is because it actually requires them to get up off their fat fucking asses and move for more than a few minutes at a time. I bet if the ball were replaced by a big mac more of them would play.
I'd rather take a pinneapple up my butt then play or watch baseball. Then again, so would they. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world pricks. But as far as the us goes, quit being pussies and play hockey you benders.
Soccer is a great sport. The USA just failed epicly with mls, watch the EPL or world cup it's intense
Plus at soccer matches there's mad biddies in the stands not just a few slutty cheerleaders at halftime
wow all you need to play is a soccer ball? ha what do you need for "football"....just a football....baseball....ball and bat.... i mean you really had no point there.
Soccer is the greatest sport on earth of that there is no doubt. I mean why the fuck do we have a world series baseball when it is only the states involved? The WORLD CUP now that's where it's at. It's only because we didn't invent it that we never really embraced it.
Oh man you know whats even harder to watch? Baseball...yeah even while on acid I can't stand the the repetative and exceedingly boring motions of throwing, hitting, catching, and ass slapping
this text literally just gave me an overwhelming urge to watch space jam too. fortunatley there is youtube. god bless you tube. this movie the fuckinnnn dope!
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