you guys were way drunker than both of me
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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