i think the slim fast shake was the best. it's so out there that whoever it is wouldn't know whether to be insulted or not. like, "does he think i'm fat?" awesome.
Dunkin Donuts... it's a nice gesture, but at the same time, unhealthy and not actually filling... like the relationship would be and therefore the reason you want out of it.
10:08pm#1
But none of the good kinds of poptarts? So you have poptarts on hand that you don't even like? That seems like a strange purchase. No biggie, just weird.
But for me, I like to go with serving her one scrambled egg on a paper plate. It just....fits.
but the texter wants to say thanks, too... make something simple like toast or leave out the cereal & milk -- maybe pour a glass of oj if it was really good -- and then go shower & change. wait impatiently if (s)he dawdles over their, no, your food.
I'm thinking toast too. With the word NO written on it in jam or peanut butter. I like the cereal idea, that was my first thought too. But toast with NO on it is pretty awesome.
Awwwe this all made me sad. If I don't dig the person I wouldn't make him any goddamn breakfast. And with the guy I do like I make us toast and coffee because I only have like 5 minutes to leave for work, doesn't mean I don't care :-[
For sure it's a guy. Usually only girls bother making anything for breakfast. I'm a girl and if I did not plan on seeing him again I would send him on his merry way with no food or at the least a poptart... But not any of the good kinds.
haha. toast for sure.
pancakes??? those would for sure indicate that the effort to make them means you would put effort into them. NOT what this person is going for.
10:22 has the right idea. I mean, the Cheerios and uncooked Spam, most people can deal with. But two gummy bears is a tease, and the taste of lime kool-aid subtly ruins everything. It's like saying "Everything in my life is acceptable, but then you came along like lime kool-aid. Great by itself, but has no suitable place within the awkward breakfast that is my life."
Trust me, that's definitely the impression they'll get.
Guy or girl.. Unless you're gonna do a morning bone, tell them to get the fuck out before morning. If you're doing the morning bone, after it, be like "I'm going to get a shower. Be gone by the time I get out. Peace."
make her buy the stuff for cheese quesadillas...make one eat it from an old pizza box lid...and dont offer her any...definately made me realize tequila, jagerbombs, and a boy in an affliction tshirt are my weaknesses and BIGGEST mistakes EVER
half of a pop tart. open the package as you push them out the door, break off half, take a bite out of the other half, and as you're closing the door say "see ya."
A BLT with a morning after pill in the middle. Or you could just be straight up and give it to her. That says about everything. Then you know you wouldn't have to to see her 9 days from now or 9 months. But then again what guy just has morning after pills laying around? Toast.
I will second 9:46 but that could be a little deep for some guys. Toast. It's easy, quick, and can be given to them while you're kicking them out the door. "Here have some toast, I have to go to work now** so see you around"
**any excuse can be substitued.
nothing that takes effort. and something that can be eaten on the way out for sure. anything with dishes implies you want her to stay or gives her a reason to get a hold of you again if she takes them
Is what's posted on the right side of the home page an answer to this cause it perfect. It says "alpha-bits cereal with only g, t, f, and o in it." That's amazing!
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