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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:20am

    an alabama hot cake?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:40am

    i think the slim fast shake was the best. it's so out there that whoever it is wouldn't know whether to be insulted or not. like, "does he think i'm fat?" awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:12am

    12:02 i want your babies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:01pm

    psh, clearly none of you have ever watched Friends....pancakes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:46pm

    Dunkin Donuts... it's a nice gesture, but at the same time, unhealthy and not actually filling... like the relationship would be and therefore the reason you want out of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:37pm

    Give her .69 cents (exactly), and tell her to pick up a breakfast burrito at the Del Taco drive-thru on her way home.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:21am

    the morning after pill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:19am

    a banana to go, multi-use breakfast

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:46am

    hash brown with "GTFO" written in ketchup

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:10am

    11:50 - pure genius.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:37pm

    i agree 11:11 pancake tits are horrible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:11am

    10:22---awesome! 11:47---perfect! One scrambled egg on a paper plate. Not even S&P or ketchup!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:54pm

    10:46 has the right idea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:04pm

    10:43 gets first prize... and 10:22, too for the original post

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:50am

    boiled egg no salt no pepper Final Destination

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:50pm

    like your style, 9:46

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:29am

    12:27am You mean period blood instead of milk?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:26pm

    Whats wrong with just saying "thanks for the sex, this was a one time deal, have a nice life?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:44pm

    Give him an unfrosted pop tart. Only one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:27pm

    Thanks-for-the-sex-but-GTFO on toast?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:16pm

    A 5 pack of the $1 McDonald's Coupons... the ones you would get at christmas, and think WTF!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:57pm

    How about just a get the hell out before morning?

  • Submitted by jsilly on Mar 24, 10 at 11:56pm

    Toaster stroodle. Apple flavour don't wast your strawberry on that bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:43pm

    10:22 has the right idea. I mean, the Cheerios and uncooked Spam, most people can deal with. But two gummy bears is a tease, and the taste of lime kool-aid subtly ruins everything. It's like saying "Everything in my life is acceptable, but then you came along like lime kool-aid. Great by itself, but has no suitable place within the awkward breakfast that is my life." Trust me, that's definitely the impression they'll get.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:11pm

    just fyi, i hate pancake tits 11:08

  • Submitted by thedshibby on Jun 2, 10 at 4:46am

    Pop-tart, but let them choose the flavor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:11am

    dry cheerios. plain.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:50pm

    A slim fast shake to go. You won't hear from them again. Guaranteed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:47pm

    10:08pm#1 But none of the good kinds of poptarts? So you have poptarts on hand that you don't even like? That seems like a strange purchase. No biggie, just weird. But for me, I like to go with serving her one scrambled egg on a paper plate. It just....fits.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:08pm

    haha. toast for sure. pancakes??? those would for sure indicate that the effort to make them means you would put effort into them. NOT what this person is going for.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm

    For sure it's a guy. Usually only girls bother making anything for breakfast. I'm a girl and if I did not plan on seeing him again I would send him on his merry way with no food or at the least a poptart... But not any of the good kinds.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:34pm

    How about offering her a carnation instant breakfast with your own "secret sauce" added to it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:56pm

    mcdonalds breakfast burritos...drive thru

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:21pm

    You're not a B&B, just show them the door.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:11pm

    Ground beef on toast. seriously, it sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:49am

    a "get-the-fuck-out-omlette"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:40am

    left over food...not only did i have sex with you...but youre helping me clean my fridge without knowing about it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:02am

    10:29 you are my idol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29pm

    No breakfast. A simple, umm, I gotta get ready for work. Call you soon. It was fun. BYE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:54am

    Money, to go down the road and get their own breakfast... Lock the door once they leave.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:12pm

    maybe the fucker and fuckee are both guys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:56am

    dry burnt toast...lol...something that says it's not going anywhere and soaks up the alcohol at the same time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:14am

    I dont think we need all these answers- the person just means why get someone breakfast if you aren't gonna call. Duh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:20pm

    i only gave the guy coffee because he asked otherwise....I would have just shown him the door.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:48pm

    but the texter wants to say thanks, too... make something simple like toast or leave out the cereal & milk -- maybe pour a glass of oj if it was really good -- and then go shower & change. wait impatiently if (s)he dawdles over their, no, your food.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:51pm

    weak coffee and stale bagels

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:15pm

    it can be anything. as long as you burn the shit out of it and act like its the best you've ever made.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:57pm

    Awwwe this all made me sad. If I don't dig the person I wouldn't make him any goddamn breakfast. And with the guy I do like I make us toast and coffee because I only have like 5 minutes to leave for work, doesn't mean I don't care :-[

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:46pm

    Just poop with the door open while youre talking to them. works everytime.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:22pm

    Generic cheerios, uncooked spam, two gummie bears & lime Kool aid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:55pm

    I'm thinking toast too. With the word NO written on it in jam or peanut butter. I like the cereal idea, that was my first thought too. But toast with NO on it is pretty awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:47pm

    dont eat breakfast with him. whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:11am

    mcdonalds drive thru

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:27pm

    no breakfast. just say "so... last night sucked. don't contact me"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:19pm

    generic cheerios.. in a ziploc bag :) lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:15pm

    cereal. little effort.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:56pm

    That's a nice gesture, California. I mean, anything at all implies at least a modicum of gratitude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:21pm

    Who says they wanna stay?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:53pm

    I thought pop tarts too! Cold

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:29pm

    hmmm ... 5 bucks and point them in the derection of the nearest McDonalds ....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:02am

    No breakfast at all. GTFO.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:06pm

    "i had umm... fun" while putting their clothes on then getting a shady phone call and taking off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:12am

    A cold pop tart. Still in the wrapper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:09pm

    holy crap.. oj for recovery thats all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm

    Guy or girl.. Unless you're gonna do a morning bone, tell them to get the fuck out before morning. If you're doing the morning bone, after it, be like "I'm going to get a shower. Be gone by the time I get out. Peace."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm

    ^ Paranoid about unwanted children much?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:33am

    a plate of runny eggs and a glass of V8

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:41pm

    you should post this to who you're talking to...at the "ijustwanttotellyou" page

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:48pm

    Def NO breakfast. McD's means bonding to me, cuz that would mean you were up before 10:30!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:05pm

    who says it is the girl who needs to get the fuck out...maybe it is a guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:42am

    yeah dude first thought was definitely cereal. be my bff person above me ! xD

  • Submitted by batoh99 on May 13, 10 at 1:57am

    toaster waffles

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm

    cerial.... there is no emotion in cerial

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:49pm

    Sheeeeit, who bothers with morning-after breakfast? Slap her on the ass and say "laters".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:06am

    I'd be totally happy with a pop-tart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:00pm

    tacobell. nothing says get the fuck out like mexican food.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:45pm

    anything in a to go bag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:12am

    a pack of uncooked poptarts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:26am

    Is what's posted on the right side of the home page an answer to this cause it perfect. It says "alpha-bits cereal with only g, t, f, and o in it." That's amazing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:03pm

    A BLT with a morning after pill in the middle. Or you could just be straight up and give it to her. That says about everything. Then you know you wouldn't have to to see her 9 days from now or 9 months. But then again what guy just has morning after pills laying around? Toast.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24am

    jack in the box.... Dude just bought me some....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:25pm

    make her buy the stuff for cheese quesadillas...make one eat it from an old pizza box lid...and dont offer her any...definately made me realize tequila, jagerbombs, and a boy in an affliction tshirt are my weaknesses and BIGGEST mistakes EVER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:54pm

    I will second 9:46 but that could be a little deep for some guys. Toast. It's easy, quick, and can be given to them while you're kicking them out the door. "Here have some toast, I have to go to work now** so see you around" **any excuse can be substitued.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:07am

    frozen waffles that arent even cooked fully in a toaster.... been there done that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 11:52pm

    I love u 10:49 ( a get-the-fuck-out-omlette)

  • Submitted by Meg04 on Mar 6, 10 at 3:13am

    McDonalds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:05pm

    i was thinking pop tarts too. Quick and on the Go, like he should be hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    don't assume the person wants to be called...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:17pm

    definitely a poptart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:04am

    fkn b-fast burrito meal at McD's, on them... but cheers to 2:54 if you have a lock that you can make sound obnoxious...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm

    nothing that takes effort. and something that can be eaten on the way out for sure. anything with dishes implies you want her to stay or gives her a reason to get a hold of you again if she takes them

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:13am

    half of a pop tart. open the package as you push them out the door, break off half, take a bite out of the other half, and as you're closing the door say "see ya."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:56pm

    say you have to go meet your grandma for breakfast and give them a string cheese!

  • Submitted by karlos9575 on May 6, 10 at 10:10am

    Go with the toast (make sure they're both butt ends) and write "thanks" and "bye" on them with squeeze honey. Chicks dig honey...

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    Submitted by cao29 on Oct 11, 11 at 9:06am

    McDonalds drive thur