What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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