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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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CLAP, CLAP, CLAP your hands if you're a slut
I can tell you what he didn't do. He didn't wear a condom.
You have a UTI, idiot.
Sounds like the best STD ever!! Not...
He confused icy-hot for lube?
Ghonnaherpasyphillays
"I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me/Why does it hurt when I pee?"
Damn younguns, too stupid to know a classic FZ reference and voting it down.
At least *someone* here has some culture. *sigh*
AIDS
Sounds like a Latex allergy
You need antibiotics dear. If you leave a Uti unchecked it could lead to Pelvic Inflammatory Disease.
It hurts so good.
Zappa ftw!
Plague!
Sounds like a trip to the free clinic to me.
UTI bitch
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