Buhtt sex?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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