Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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