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  • 95 79
    Submitted by Rood on Oct 3, 10 at 4:35pm

    Pray that it's herpes.

  • 81 68
    Submitted by BrooklynGuy71 on Oct 3, 10 at 5:26pm

    He wants a threesome

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Jadd on Oct 4, 10 at 12:08am

    tfln wont let me say g_a_y, fml

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 10 at 7:51pm

    i vote herpes.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 3, 10 at 9:47pm

    He is looking to dump you. "Ready" is when his new girl is as freaky in bed as you are so he has no downtime on sex.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Oct 3, 10 at 8:11pm

    There always the most likely options :/

  • 72 87
    Submitted by tighedaniellutz on Oct 3, 10 at 6:57pm

    Or...he voted for Ralph nader?

  • 67 78
    Submitted by destructo on Oct 3, 10 at 7:32pm

    you are all wrong. He's about to tell her that she is actually his long lost sister. Wincest!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by muireann on Oct 3, 10 at 6:07pm

    He's married? He is an alien in disguise? He's your stalker?

  • 53 60
    Submitted by SALIA on Oct 5, 10 at 12:27am

    More like his fantasy football won first place. Guys.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by volatileGentlmn on Oct 3, 10 at 7:51pm

    It's probably both

  • 55 72
    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Oct 3, 10 at 3:27pm

    my 3 inch penis

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Phoosh on Oct 4, 10 at 9:29am

    It's lose-lose! :C