...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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