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  • 99 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:48pm

    I'm pretty sure that free food after getting laid sounds like a pretty solid night in my opinion

  • 90 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:31am

    If you're freaked out by breakfast in bed, you probably should've been gone before she woke up. Foul play, slut.

  • 75 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:29pm

    haha this reminds me of quaqmires campfire horror story. f yeah northbrook.

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:41am

    Yeah run. Cause how horrible is it that some lady did something nice for you, infact why not run right into the (un-lubed) asshole of your text buddy? that way you never have to deal with women again :)

  • 81 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:34pm

    speaking as a guy, making a one night stand breakfast is a great way to lock down round 2 in the morning/early afternoon. *shrug*

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:21pm

    Why the FUCK would you run away from free breakfast in bed?

  • 70 56
    Submitted by midori on May 3, 10 at 11:52pm

    Fine then boys, you can do the walk of shame on an empty stomache

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:52pm

    at least eat the breakfast first.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:40am

    Ahahaha. Jeez. It would be lake county Il to freak out about breakfast in bed.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:05am

    I LOVE the response and I'm a girl, lol

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:29pm

    This is really funny. That was sage advice indeed.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:01pm

    Hey you know what? I'd make a one night stand breakfast if he was really amazing. And I would be fine with never seeing him again.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:46pm

    just cuz a girl makes you breakfast doesnt make them a clinger. i do it with one night stands and i couldnt care less if i never see them again. who doesnt like food? only a dumbass turns down free breakfast

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:28pm

    this sounds like my roommate hahaha she has yet to find out she is a STAGE 5 CLINGER

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:41pm

    Maybe she was just feeling generous?

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:29pm

    ahhhaha I go to buffalo grove (: my area

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:06pm

    if its good food go ahead and eat it

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:59pm

    if it was a one night stand then run. if not- eat the food and cum on her face. then run.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:17pm

    Yeah what the hell is the big deal? If I make myself breakfast after a one-night stand, I'm not going to be a bitch and kick his ass out the door without feeding him. Especially if I already let him stay the night.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:55am

    i'm guessing its a forester...

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:54pm

    This isn't northbrook I know who sent it. It's buffalo grove.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:55pm

    Breakfast is a courtesy. Just take it jeez.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:42am

    hahah SUCKS what a psycho girl