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  • I'm pretty sure that free food after getting laid sounds like a pretty solid night in my opinion

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • If you're freaked out by breakfast in bed, you probably should've been gone before she woke up. Foul play, slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:31am
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  • speaking as a guy, making a one night stand breakfast is a great way to lock down round 2 in the morning/early afternoon. *shrug*

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:34pm
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  • Breakfast is a courtesy. Just take it jeez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:55pm
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  • Yeah run. Cause how horrible is it that some lady did something nice for you, infact why not run right into the (un-lubed) asshole of your text buddy? that way you never have to deal with women again :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:41am
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  • at least eat the breakfast first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:52pm
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  • haha this reminds me of quaqmires campfire horror story. f yeah northbrook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:29pm
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  • I LOVE the response and I'm a girl, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:05am
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  • Why the FUCK would you run away from free breakfast in bed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:21pm
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  • Hey you know what? I'd make a one night stand breakfast if he was really amazing. And I would be fine with never seeing him again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:01pm
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  • just cuz a girl makes you breakfast doesnt make them a clinger. i do it with one night stands and i couldnt care less if i never see them again. who doesnt like food? only a dumbass turns down free breakfast

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:46pm
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  • Ahahaha. Jeez. It would be lake county Il to freak out about breakfast in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:40am
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  • This isn't northbrook I know who sent it. It's buffalo grove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:54pm
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  • Fine then boys, you can do the walk of shame on an empty stomache

    Submitted by midori on May 3, 10 at 11:52pm
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  • this sounds like my roommate hahaha she has yet to find out she is a STAGE 5 CLINGER

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:28pm
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  • This is really funny. That was sage advice indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:29pm
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  • ahhhaha I go to buffalo grove (: my area

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:29pm
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  • if its good food go ahead and eat it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:06pm
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  • Yeah what the hell is the big deal? If I make myself breakfast after a one-night stand, I'm not going to be a bitch and kick his ass out the door without feeding him. Especially if I already let him stay the night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:17pm
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  • i'm guessing its a forester...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:55am
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  • if it was a one night stand then run. if not- eat the food and cum on her face. then run.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:59pm
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  • hahah SUCKS what a psycho girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:42am
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  • Maybe she was just feeling generous?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:41pm
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