after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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