Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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