But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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