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  • Submitted by chazbangbangbang on Mar 4, 11 at 11:12am

    she's got a gps: giant penis satellite.

  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 4, 11 at 12:58pm

    Your giant vagina attracts them.

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 4, 11 at 2:02pm

    This is obviously fake, giant penises are terrible at hide-and-seek!

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      Submitted by MissBea on Mar 6, 11 at 1:23am

      I heart you, manlaw.

  • Submitted by scarab on Mar 4, 11 at 12:11pm

    Maybe your "I love giant dicks" tattoo?

  • Submitted by sweetguy on Mar 4, 11 at 3:33pm

    So...everyone here assumes this is a woman?

  • Submitted by CIT on Mar 4, 11 at 12:01pm

    if this is a complaint, you can send a couple my way....

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    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Mar 4, 11 at 11:28am

    And you're complaining about this why? Do you enjoy having sex with a guy who is the same size as his pinky??

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Mar 4, 11 at 12:44pm

    Many women wouldn't be complaining about this.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 5, 11 at 10:24am

    Big dicks are like lightning... They take the path of least resistance.

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    Submitted by stevebauer on Mar 4, 11 at 1:48pm

    They're like Divining Rods.

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    Submitted by Scubalove73 on Mar 4, 11 at 1:51pm

    Oh you poor, poor thing.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by nookiemonster on Mar 4, 11 at 3:03pm

    I have the opposite problem...

  • 53 48
    Submitted by magnus211 on Mar 4, 11 at 3:52pm

    And that's a bad thing?

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anuri on Mar 4, 11 at 9:58pm

    I always seem to get the opposite; wanna trade?

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Mar 5, 11 at 12:30am

    The giant cocks are drawn to you..turn off your seeking device for them and they will seek another hole to penetrate.

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    Submitted by penislvr on Mar 5, 11 at 1:21am

    I couldn't have said it better myself!

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    Submitted by brokencarwindow on Mar 7, 11 at 10:46am

    You must be fat then.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 11 at 5:05am

    Do "your giant vagina attracts them" as sarge from red vs blue

  • 36 53
    Submitted by c0uchb0y on Mar 4, 11 at 11:07am

    Wow 216, good one...

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 4, 11 at 3:20pm

    If you do enough guys, you can probably get a sampling.

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    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Mar 6, 11 at 11:46am

    Are you playing minecraft? Cause that makes so much sense.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by acbankr22 on Mar 5, 11 at 12:41pm

    why are you complaining????

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    Submitted by ponaxtw on Mar 4, 11 at 4:57pm

    Win Chaz.

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    Submitted by Medicalkitten on Mar 6, 11 at 5:34am

    I know, right!?! I have the same problem! Love that problem!