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  • Submitted by dallasdivr on May 26, 11 at 4:18pm

    I'm calling fake here. No one that stupid could put a coherent sentence together.

  • Submitted by Ambz on May 26, 11 at 6:56pm

    youre this stupid and youre reproducing? rapture, please.

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      Submitted by Phys on May 27, 11 at 12:59am

      you are = you’re

      • 33 50
        Submitted by supercharger612 on May 27, 11 at 1:18am

        Hey, at least all the right letters are there. Baby steps in the right direction at least...

        • 27 38
          Submitted by Phys on May 27, 11 at 1:39am

          Hey, I can agree it’s much better grammar than I’m used to seeing on this site

  • Submitted by Phys on May 26, 11 at 6:27pm

    Wouldn't it have been easier before having a girlfriend to just say "I have a wife"

  • Submitted by girl1429 on May 26, 11 at 10:06pm

    Probably fake. If not, glad the homewrecking bitch got dumped. Too bad prego wife didn't find out her prick husband is a bastard. And sympathy to the baby most of all.

  • 88 50
    Submitted by bunny420 on May 26, 11 at 4:19pm

    Lame as fuck and overplayed

  • 76 50
    Submitted by McTastySweater on May 27, 11 at 4:01am

    People callin fake but they don't know about the white trash livin in the 940! Also this sentence isn't perfectly coherent as it is missing the word "I", which could lead one to ask why the wife has a girlfriend...

  • 64 43
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 26, 11 at 9:18pm

    Life fail

  • 61 42
    Submitted by threeohseven on May 26, 11 at 11:14pm

    I hope your wife reads thin and finds out what a cheap slut she married.

    • 33 51
      Submitted by supercharger612 on May 27, 11 at 1:20am

      Yep, because she'll read it and instantly know it's about her.\n\nSince when do they let retards use the computer?

      • 25 51
        Submitted by Loving_life on May 28, 11 at 5:36pm

        You do realize this was sent from a cell phone. I am sure threeohseven was referring to the wife looking at his text to the girlfriend on his phone and finding out...

  • 52 70
    Submitted by parsons41286 on May 26, 11 at 11:30pm

    May your child grow to be like your wife and you develop terminal rain cancer

  • 37 43
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 11:43am

    Your either a fucking dick who doesn't know how to treat a woman or it's fake.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 27, 11 at 2:03am

    And the reply is around "this is your wife" or something.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by RoseF32 on May 27, 11 at 12:57am

    fake.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Michguy on May 27, 11 at 8:01am

    Maybe they are a 3some and the preg wife can't have a gf. Just saying.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on May 26, 11 at 7:30pm

    Denton representin' with class!

  • 30 44
    Submitted by fluffybunny69 on May 27, 11 at 8:17am

    Chode

  • 27 40
    Submitted by rendlesham on Jun 4, 11 at 12:02am

    Fake

  • 31 49
    Submitted by tink8437 on May 31, 11 at 5:03am

    Excuse me. I live in the 940. It has nothing to do with trash living here. It has everything to do with the fact that men assume they can fuck whomever they like whether married or not. In any area code. so please, keep your single-mindedness to yourself and stop assuming one area code is trashy. That's so fucking stereotypical its hilarious. Do you even know anyone from this area code? My guess is no, but I could be wrong. And I love how everyone thinks this is fake. Have you not read the other te

  • 21 31
    Submitted by Batrastard26 on Mar 12, 12 at 12:12am

    This guy is just full of class. First, cheating on his wife and second using a text to break up with his mistress.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Onyourwifesface on May 31, 11 at 7:52am

    You sir fail at life

  • 28 47
    Submitted by softball22 on May 27, 11 at 12:46am

    classic

  • 21 34
    Submitted by evrythingrite112 on Nov 24, 11 at 3:34pm

    Shit text

  • 31 55
    Submitted by supercharger612 on May 27, 11 at 12:49am

    So I went and checked out that badmitch website. Kinda funny. Now stop spamming.

  • 34 61
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 26, 11 at 8:58pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  • 23 40
    Submitted by misledmind on May 27, 11 at 9:18pm

    Too many haters here.

  • 31 60
    Submitted by parsons41286 on May 26, 11 at 11:31pm

    Brain*

  • 25 54
    Submitted by tink8437 on May 31, 11 at 5:04am

    Excuse me. I live in the 940. It has nothing to do with trash living here. It has everything to do with the fact that men assume they can fuck whomever they like whether married or not. In any area code. so please, keep your single-mindedness to yourself and stop assuming one area code is trashy. That's so fucking stereotypical its hilarious. Do you even know anyone from this area code? My guess is no, but I could be wrong. And I love how everyone thinks this is fake. Have you not read the other te

  • 24 53
    Submitted by priceman9 on May 27, 11 at 12:55am

    That's fake as he'll

  • 31 75
    Submitted by diabetis on May 27, 11 at 1:13am

    I think if God were to grade this persons life, it would be an F, for F-A-I-L

  • 22 59
    Submitted by viAutumn on May 26, 11 at 4:18pm

    Lolol

  • 24 68
    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 27, 11 at 8:10am

    I like penis

  • 22 68
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 26, 11 at 5:34pm

    Success - Successfully toggled bollocks.

  • Submitted by minge on May 26, 11 at 5:43pm

    That's when you need a gf! Wife is preg

  • Submitted by minge on May 26, 11 at 5:46pm

    Get rid of gf after baby is born, stupid!

  • Submitted by minge on May 26, 11 at 5:45pm

    That's when you need a gf. Wife is fat