imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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